Spongebob Squarepants Logic

NOTE: I've started another blog (notcolman.wordpress.com) and I won't be updating this blog anymore



I have decided to blog about this as I have been watching Spongebob every night for a week now and I have noticed a great amount of retarded and illogical events in mostly every episode. I know Spongebob is a cartoon character, anything can happen in cartoons and cartoons are supposed to be illogical but Spongebob Squarepants is just extra extra illogical.

 Don't get me wrong, Spongebob is one of my favourite cartoon of all times so this post isn't a hate post :)

1) Drowning in water

In "Spongebob on Duty" which is about Spongebob lying about being a lifeguard and eventually drowning with Patrick. For god's sake they're literally living under the sea they would be drowning everywhere and not just the sea in Goo Lagoon.

2) Starting Fires underwater

In the "Party Pooper Pants" (About Patchy the Pirate and Spongebob having a party), Spongebob can't read the invitation sent by Patchy as the ink is smudged (this is probably one of the few logical events that exists in Spongebob Squarepants) and so he burnt it.

3) Driving a boat underwater

4) Mr Krabs + (someone) = Pearl

Mr Krabs doesn't have a wife and yet he has a daughter, which is a whale.

5) Spongebob blowing a bubble when his head is in a helmet

6) Everything's freezing but the water he's living in

7) Bathing underwater

8)

Gary is a snail that meows like a cat and Spongebob understands him

9)

Why is there a corner in his house when he lives in a circular pineapple?

10) Weird family tree

Patrick and Gary are supposedly cousins. In "Rule of Dumb" when some guy shows Patrick his family tree, Patrick becomes the king as he comes from royalty. The crown was given to Gary afterwards as he is next in line to become king. 

Actually there are many more episodes but I'm way to lazy to search for the pictures and episode name but no matter how retarded this show is, it's the best cartoon in the world! :D

Mr Peabody and Sherman: Movie Review

Yes! It's another cartoon movie!

Not only am I a fan of cartoon movies, I'm also quite interested in history and time travelling stuff.

I really like how a dog adopted a boy instead of another way round in the movie and I find it kinda cute how Sherman and Penny liked each other after hating each other so much. Fun fact: Dreamworks love creating their characters such that it challenges the society's stereotypes of them eg. Kung Fu Panda's Po.

The story started when Sherman tried to impress Penny by telling her about the time machine. But when that happened, they messed up some of the biggest and important events in history.

It's pretty cool how someone can time travel to any era and that they'll screw up something and have to run away. Like they had to run away from something in the eras they went to.

It was quite touching at the end when they tried to save the world. 

There were many bad puns in the movie too. Haha like every 10-20 minutes Mr Peabody would say some puns that no one in the movie laughed to.

"well that was disarming"

Even though this movie isn't exciting and filled with suspense, it's really awesome cause who doesn't love history and time travel and bad puns?

Ratings: 4.5/5 stars ★★★★.5

"I am a dog"