Spongebob Squarepants Logic

NOTE: I've started another blog (notcolman.wordpress.com) and I won't be updating this blog anymore



I have decided to blog about this as I have been watching Spongebob every night for a week now and I have noticed a great amount of retarded and illogical events in mostly every episode. I know Spongebob is a cartoon character, anything can happen in cartoons and cartoons are supposed to be illogical but Spongebob Squarepants is just extra extra illogical.

 Don't get me wrong, Spongebob is one of my favourite cartoon of all times so this post isn't a hate post :)

1) Drowning in water

In "Spongebob on Duty" which is about Spongebob lying about being a lifeguard and eventually drowning with Patrick. For god's sake they're literally living under the sea they would be drowning everywhere and not just the sea in Goo Lagoon.

2) Starting Fires underwater

In the "Party Pooper Pants" (About Patchy the Pirate and Spongebob having a party), Spongebob can't read the invitation sent by Patchy as the ink is smudged (this is probably one of the few logical events that exists in Spongebob Squarepants) and so he burnt it.

3) Driving a boat underwater

4) Mr Krabs + (someone) = Pearl

Mr Krabs doesn't have a wife and yet he has a daughter, which is a whale.

5) Spongebob blowing a bubble when his head is in a helmet

6) Everything's freezing but the water he's living in

7) Bathing underwater

8)

Gary is a snail that meows like a cat and Spongebob understands him

9)

Why is there a corner in his house when he lives in a circular pineapple?

10) Weird family tree

Patrick and Gary are supposedly cousins. In "Rule of Dumb" when some guy shows Patrick his family tree, Patrick becomes the king as he comes from royalty. The crown was given to Gary afterwards as he is next in line to become king. 

Actually there are many more episodes but I'm way to lazy to search for the pictures and episode name but no matter how retarded this show is, it's the best cartoon in the world! :D