Pompeii: Movie Review

I was kinda desperate to watch a movie and the only this was the only movie with a nice poster. I mean the movie isn't nice and all. Like the plot isn't even nice, it's just like volcano erupting and gladiators fighting and EVERYBODY dies :) 

And to make the movie worst, the ticket collecting auntie confiscated me Popeye D:   Never ever take away any food near cinema if the ticket collecting guy is outside. 

Like I said, everyone in the movies die. The prologue started with the Celtics dying. 

And then the volcano erupt. And everyone ran. Then everyone died   <-- that's the plot lol

Oh and I'm just gonna spoil the ending, the main characters kissed while they die. I expected the ending to be like in 2014 where some guy's like "Now if you look at this statue, you will see this horny couple kissing when they die." and everyone claps.

The only good parts were the fights >:D

So unless you're a sadistic masochist like my friend Law, who likes watching people die, i don't think you should watch it like it was the first screening day and the cinema was empty omg.

 i hope i don't get somehow sued for this :/

Ratings: 2/5 stars ★★

"To those who dies in this battle, I salute you!"

The Lego Movie: Movie Review

!Warning this post may or may not contain spoilers!

but since you're here might as well just read it

I have always been a fan of cartoon movies. Like every cartoon movie I see I'll go "I must watch this!" and this was no exception.

I like stories that have characters from different cartoons and this one has loads of it like

BATMAN

Gandalf, 

-no picture-

Wonder Woman

ETC...

This movie teaches us that if you believe, you can achieve anything. Emmet (main character), a rule following construction worker who has no original thoughts became a master builder after believing in himself.

This movie also has many funny parts, touching and mindblowing scenes like

Spoiler #1 (Highlight to view)

[Try not to read this unless you like don't want to watch this movie]

The man upstairs is actually someone's dad and he's like Lord Business  trying to super glue the Lego cause he finds that everything is out of place.

So it's kinda like toys story

And also if you're reading this the movie is already ruined for you :)

And this song is like automatically playing every now and then in my head after watching Lego Movie. I'm glad it's kinda a nice song 

Ratings: 5/5 stars ★★★★★

"You just have to believe"

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The Lion Men: Movie Review

Just watched The Lion Men today. So glad I decided to watch it cause the last Jack Neo film I watched (Everybody's business) wasn't that nice.

But after I watched the trailer and realized that the actors are from the cast of Ah Boys to Men, I immediately dragged my family to watch it with me!

Unlike the Ah Boys to Men, this show has less like boring parts. And it was even funnier!

I like Noah in this movie. He's like really stupid... reminds me of myself :3

There were many scenes like the fighting parts and the lion dances made me anticipate what will happen and who will win. The lion dances are really nice and exciting. My sis kept her eyes closed during the competition cause she thought someone was gonna fall. (Not gonna tell if someone did~)

Tiger Crane 虎鶴

The other lion dance teams: Black Eagle 黑鷹 (I don't like this team)

and (omg I forgot the name), the lion dance group who combined hip hop and traditional lion dance!

This movie doesn't disappoints. You won't regret if you watch it ;)

~Happy Chinese New Year~

Ratings: 5/5 stars ★★★★★

"Please call us... the Lion Men!"