Spongebob Squarepants Logic

NOTE: I've started another blog (notcolman.wordpress.com) and I won't be updating this blog anymore



I have decided to blog about this as I have been watching Spongebob every night for a week now and I have noticed a great amount of retarded and illogical events in mostly every episode. I know Spongebob is a cartoon character, anything can happen in cartoons and cartoons are supposed to be illogical but Spongebob Squarepants is just extra extra illogical.

 Don't get me wrong, Spongebob is one of my favourite cartoon of all times so this post isn't a hate post :)

1) Drowning in water

In "Spongebob on Duty" which is about Spongebob lying about being a lifeguard and eventually drowning with Patrick. For god's sake they're literally living under the sea they would be drowning everywhere and not just the sea in Goo Lagoon.

2) Starting Fires underwater

In the "Party Pooper Pants" (About Patchy the Pirate and Spongebob having a party), Spongebob can't read the invitation sent by Patchy as the ink is smudged (this is probably one of the few logical events that exists in Spongebob Squarepants) and so he burnt it.

3) Driving a boat underwater

4) Mr Krabs + (someone) = Pearl

Mr Krabs doesn't have a wife and yet he has a daughter, which is a whale.

5) Spongebob blowing a bubble when his head is in a helmet

6) Everything's freezing but the water he's living in

7) Bathing underwater

8)

Gary is a snail that meows like a cat and Spongebob understands him

9)

Why is there a corner in his house when he lives in a circular pineapple?

10) Weird family tree

Patrick and Gary are supposedly cousins. In "Rule of Dumb" when some guy shows Patrick his family tree, Patrick becomes the king as he comes from royalty. The crown was given to Gary afterwards as he is next in line to become king. 

Actually there are many more episodes but I'm way to lazy to search for the pictures and episode name but no matter how retarded this show is, it's the best cartoon in the world! :D

Food Review: Lenas @ MOF

It has been a long time since I've been to Lenas with my family. I really love eating there as they serve my two favourite types of cuisines: Western and Japanese. I was really craving for steaks that day so I agreed eating there immediately. 

Even though I was wanted steak badly, it still took me more than 10 minutes to order. There were just too many food to choose from. Pasta, Steak, Japanese baked rice etc but eventually succumbed to my thirst for steak and ordered the Grilled Prime Ribeye. (180g $24(2 sidedishes), $22(1 sidedish, $19(no sidedish)The steak meal also includes a side dish (Coleslaw, Garden Salad, Baked Potato, Sweet corn, Whipped Potato, Pilat Rice, Parma Fries and Potato Wedges). Luckily my sister recommended the Parma Fries or I would have to take another 10 minutes to choose. 

And just as I was about to put down the menu the drinks section caught my eye. Matcha Latte with chocolate sauce (and also caramel, matcha and kuromitsu sauce)! I just had Starbucks but that's not stopping me from ordering another cup of drink. 

After a not-so-long wait the drinks finally came. My sister has the membership card so she got a free cup of ice tea (and also a 10% off the whole dinner) which I don't really like as it was quite bland. I really really loved my drink so much! There green tea taste was really strong and sweet and the amount of chocolate used was just right. Being so tasty, I had to put it further away from me to stop myself from finishing it before the main course arrived!

My sister and I were shocked when we realized that my dad finished his strawberry milkshake after a few minutes after the drinks arrived. It must've tasted really nice but we're not a fan of strawberry.

I ordered my ribeye medium because any steak that's above medium tastes crappy, premium beef or not. Only some parts of the steak was tender but the other parts were quite soft too. There isn't much fats in the steak, just the way I like it. The sauce that came with it was mushroom sauce and I didn't use much of it cause I prefer the original juicy beef taste. 

The parma fries is an excellent side dish. Unlike the fries you get from fast food restaurants which are salty and oily, the parma fries were fresh cut and the double cheese sauce with it had a slight addictive taste.


It was truly a wonderful dinner and I am craving for more of the delicious pastas and steaks and Lenas as I'm blogging about it right now. 

~Thanks for reading~